putuporshuttup:

if you can pull off a beanie you can pull off my pants

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brie3po:

janebuzjane:

thoughtkiller:

clavid:

eloquentvibes:

clavid:

on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine

On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.

one crack cocaine

hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please

debit or credit

I actually have a gift card

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Mum: you need to do more studying
Me: *runs away to London for the day*

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Hahaha physics revision
How about no.

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  • scottthepilgrim

    no i need a good fuck

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instagrarn:

subwaywhore:

subwaywhore:

This is what happens when you spill flour on a cat 
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Phantom if the opurra

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This is how to do life

What do you do when you go home from school ill?
Watch nine episodes of doctor who back to back. Duh.

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nippled:

tumblr user more like tumblr loser am i right haha…I’m so sad

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cooknut:

follow me, i’m a good reblogger

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People who finish chapsticks without losing them are not human

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